princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive)

dontcloseyour-eyes:

babyybarbieee:

hahaha

THIS ACTUALLY FREAKIN HAPPENS OMG
totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

mistressofthefags:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thank u for ur contribution

xxxxxx6x:

Yesterday, I painted Winter soldier in rain. And my friend said Steve should shield him from the rain. So I did this.