A transgender muggleborn who, upon receiving their letter, is hurt to see that there have been no permanent gender changing spell. Fast forward a couple years and she is the first wizard/witch to change their gender permanently.


I would love for this because of reasons.


Muggle-born students being taught about the spell obliviate and immediately declaring their wands ‘neuralyzers’ and spending the rest of the day erasing people’s memories and quoting Men In Black, much to the confusion of the purebloods. But there’s this one muggle-born professor who thinks it’s hilarious and proclaims himself Agent K and magics up black sunglasses for all the people who get it and they spend the day annoying the hell out of everyone. 


why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

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my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”


im tired of things costing money

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Between this and the story about him reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald re dick size, I’m developing a picture of Hemingway as the mother hen of the disaffected white male literary set of the early 20th century.

He probably called up Steinbeck sometimes and was like I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE DIPSHITS and Steinbeck was all “That’s what you get for living in Paris, asshole”.

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A couple of months ago I dated a white boy (for like a week) and we were at the mall and this Asian guy passes us and he goes "Why didn't you say hi to your family?" Yeah. Needless to say, it didn't last longer after that.


when he inevitably hits you up in a few years because you’re still hot as hell and he’s aging badly as all white men do, ask him if he wants to go to a kkk rally so he can say hi to all of his family.






do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them


“We have to go back”


you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul